93/10000 Tên: : Hà Trúc Ngân Giới tính :  Tổng số bài gửi : 93 Điểm xếp hạng : 167 Birthday : 01/11/1990 Tuổi : 33 Đến từ : Địa ngục của địa ngục |   Anh văn funny!!!!juijui lém YOU NEVER SCORE
The angry son of a goalkeeper said to his father:
- My classmates have fathers who are also football players. But their fathers all make scores for their teams. But you, you never score. So how is it that you can still stay on the team?
HE IS HAVING TANTRUMS AGAIN
A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
A DIFFICULT SITUATION TO SOLVE
The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water.
I Could Use a Little Money
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ?an\'t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
After receiving his son\'s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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